work in progress.

thedailywhat: Yahoo! Answer of the Day: That “Report Abuse” button has never seemed more relevant. [via.]
Friday October 16, 2009

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Yahoo! Answer of the Day: That “Report Abuse” button has never seemed more relevant.

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Thursday October 1, 2009

I’m the account holder for my family’s phone plan because I get a company discount with Verizon.  Because of this, I received a call from Verizon this morning that went a little something like this:

“Hi. I’m __ from Verizon. I’ve got your mom here. Her phone is broken and I need your permission to get her a new one.”

Hilarious.

Can I get a boy-speak translator because this made no sense to me:

Tuesday September 29, 2009
  • Me: I think I’m gonna risk street parking since it’s a weeknight and drive to TdB tonight.
  • If any of you downtown people want a ride, lemme know.
  • Boy: I’m banking on making the 4:20 train home so I can get a run in before meat fest.
  • Me: I’m confused. How does that relate to whether or not you want a ride? Are you running to TdB? You would then smell when you get there. :(
  • Boy: Bike ride!
thedailywhat: Invisible Homeless Man of the Day: Spotted near the Riverside T stop in Newton, MA. [via.]
Monday September 28, 2009

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Invisible Homeless Man of the Day: Spotted near the Riverside T stop in Newton, MA.

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Tuesday September 22, 2009

The cafeteria where I work stops brewing coffee mid morning. First, wtf?  Why do they think that people only drink coffee in the morning?

However, even though this means no fresh coffee as an afternoon pick-me-up, if there’s any left, they usually give it out for free.

Hmmm…free coffee or nice fresh coffee?  If only I could have both.

thedailywhat: AmazingSuperPowers.
Thursday September 17, 2009

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AmazingSuperPowers.

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A day in the life of an engineer...wait no, this might not be normal

Monday September 14, 2009
  • Lina:
  • so i just colored the head of a bolt with a blue sharpie marker
  • and the color came out to be sooo pretty!!
  • oh wow!!
  • what the heck!!
  • it wipes right off!!
  • me:
  • um...have you been smelling the markers again?
  • why are you coloring bold heads?
  • Lina: cuz im bored and dont feel like startin my next task just yet
  • but dude u gotta see it!
  • haha
  • does ur phone accept pics?
  • ...
  • ...
  • And yes, she did then proceed to text me a picture of the bolt and it WAS pretty.
I want a puppy. Any puppy will do—no basket-chewing cuteness pre-requisites.
Thursday September 3, 2009

I want a puppy.

Any puppy will do—no basket-chewing cuteness pre-requisites.

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Wednesday September 2, 2009

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huh. direct. simple. I like it. thedailywhat: Flowchart of the Day: Are you happy? [via.]
Tuesday September 1, 2009

huh. direct. simple. I like it.

thedailywhat:

Flowchart of the Day: Are you happy?

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